Wednesday, March 5, 2014
there is no magic like hearing someone has watched the movie Labyrinth for the first time
and about 60% of that magic is thanks to the pants magic that is david bowie
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
Every time I see this post it gets better
Monday, March 3, 2014
a frustrated libertarian paces the room, fedora perched precariously on his head
"why am I so lonely? why does no one want to date me?" he sobs, falling to his knees in abject misery
I appear in a puff of misandrist smoke, toss a burning bra his way and hiss, "the market decides what it wants"
I collect a vial of his tears to drink before vanishing into the night
They added the original series of Pokemon to Netflix this is awesome I’m gonna watch Brock and his rock pokemon yeahhhhhhhh
maybe not I don’t have time but it would be good background noise
Mmmm igneous rocks, volcanism, and plutonism! Both outlines are done and have been sent off to my students.
P.S. If anyone wants these outlines feel free to message me? I’ll send them to you incomplete, because the complete version is in my head.
Whether you come back by page, or by the big screen. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
brb crying about cheeseburgers